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hey, jerry. jerry, are you ok with this hinge? yeah. 'cause i can get you any kind you want, you know. 4 holes, 2 holes, bronze, no hinge at all. you know, why don't we just go with the one in your hand? well, these are different. drop one. left. [clink] [sighs] jerry... look at my eyes. a little less beady today. because i'm refreshed. i finally found a way to sleep in my office. under the desk, eh? i lie on my back i tuck in the chair, i'm invisible. sounds like a really cool fort. hey, jerry... do you want a flat edge on this molding or do you want me to bevel it? i'll tell you what i'd like you to do with it. hey, conrad, is it? conrad, conny, or con. whatever you prefer. listen, let me ask you a question. could you expand the space underneath a desk, you know, give it a little more headroom? george, he's kind of tied up here. what? it'd have to be a night job anyway. you don't normally work after dinner, do you? there is no normal. it's whatever jerry wants. he wants me here late, i'm here late. he wants me here early i'm here earl
hey, jerry. jerry, are you ok with this hinge? yeah. 'cause i can get you any kind you want, you know. 4 holes, 2 holes, bronze, no hinge at all. you know, why don't we just go with the one in your hand? well, these are different. drop one. left. [clink] [sighs] jerry... look at my eyes. a little less beady today. because i'm refreshed. i finally found a way to sleep in my office. under the desk, eh? i lie on my back i tuck in the chair, i'm invisible. sounds like a really cool fort. hey,...
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jerry? jerry! oh the trunk's broken. it's rattling. jerry, i don't know how much longer i can keep this up. they're starting to give susie assignments now. well, there's only one thing to do-- eliminate her. what? get rid of susie. make her disappear. i kind of like her. she's gone. but, jerry-- gone! ha ha ha ha ha ha! that bumper sticker. [both laughing] [sobbing] oh, god, i'm in trouble. [knock on door] george: kramer, open up. i know you're in there. hey, george. man, it's 5:00 in the morning. what's the matter with you? it's only 4:00. huh? i've been walking around all night. i've been thinking about alison and me... and you. oh. come on, george. please. give me another chance. [sighs] i know i'm gonna regret this. all right. thank you. i'm gonna make you both so happy. ok, all right, i'll see you later. peterman: elaine, where's susie? i want her to head up our new fingerless glove division. oh, but i thought i was in line for that assignment. mmm...nah. all right, then, i was gonna wait to tell you this, but... last night susie.
jerry? jerry! oh the trunk's broken. it's rattling. jerry, i don't know how much longer i can keep this up. they're starting to give susie assignments now. well, there's only one thing to do-- eliminate her. what? get rid of susie. make her disappear. i kind of like her. she's gone. but, jerry-- gone! ha ha ha ha ha ha! that bumper sticker. [both laughing] [sobbing] oh, god, i'm in trouble. [knock on door] george: kramer, open up. i know you're in there. hey, george. man, it's 5:00 in the...
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no jerry. jerry is not invited. i got to invite jerry. he's my buddy. that he may be but he's out of my life starting in the year 2000. for me, the next millennium must be... jerry free! how could they not fire you? i never thought i'd fail at failing. oh, come on now. i feel like i can't do anything wrong. nonsense. you do everything wrong. everything? i have no confidence in you. all right. i guess i just have to pick myself up dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again! that's the spirit. you suck. i know. no, no. listen to me. i work in fashion. together, we can drive putumayo out of business and make cinco de mayo numero uno. de mayo. do you need some help with something? you? what are you doing here? i own this store. no, you don't. you own putumayo. unless you own both stores. i'm gladys mayo. this really sticks in my craw. well, mrs. hamilton, it's certainly nice that you and valerie patched things up so we could all get together like this. where is valerie? i'm sure she'll be along. have some wine, jerome. ok. you know, jerome i ca
no jerry. jerry is not invited. i got to invite jerry. he's my buddy. that he may be but he's out of my life starting in the year 2000. for me, the next millennium must be... jerry free! how could they not fire you? i never thought i'd fail at failing. oh, come on now. i feel like i can't do anything wrong. nonsense. you do everything wrong. everything? i have no confidence in you. all right. i guess i just have to pick myself up dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again! that's...
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if you are jerry brown, you want it in two forms. you want large money for the deal we talked about in oakland and you want consumerism. you want them to buy california products. >> he is good on staying on message and staying away from politicking and pomp and ceremony. how has he dealt with that among chinese delegates? >> he has done well with the pomp and circumstance. that is not a jerry brown strong suit. he disdains the trappings of office, usually. he seems to have enjoyed himself having a meeting with the premier of china in mid week. of course, all of the other officials he talked to. as far as issues that maybe others think he should be talking to here and most notably, issues on human rights issues or cyber security or piracy of entertainment items. the governor is steering clear of those. he has made a very narrow focus. he wants to talk about economic activity. there have been criticisms in california that he should be addressing those issues and talk a little tougher to chinese officials. there is a healthy debate if t
if you are jerry brown, you want it in two forms. you want large money for the deal we talked about in oakland and you want consumerism. you want them to buy california products. >> he is good on staying on message and staying away from politicking and pomp and ceremony. how has he dealt with that among chinese delegates? >> he has done well with the pomp and circumstance. that is not a jerry brown strong suit. he disdains the trappings of office, usually. he seems to have enjoyed...
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jerry, that shirt has gone right to his head. number one signing off! jerry. i just picked up the cubans at the bus station. what's going on? what? they're not real cubans. they're dominicans. so? so, jerry, if my investors don't get cubans the whole deal's off! what's the difference? jerry, once you've had real cubans, there's just nothing else like it. we're talking about people, right? yes! yes! the quality, the texture, the intoxicating aroma. these guys don't have it! i thought they smelled pretty nice. jerry, your palate's unrefined. is not! is too! is too! is not! i'm not having this conversation. are too. am not. are too! am not! another productive meeting. by the way, i saw that english patient film last night. it was extraordinary! oh, yes! it was so romantic. it ravished me. elaine what did you think? well, uh... actually i haven't seen it, so i couldn't tell you whether i liked it or whether it really sucked. you haven't seen it? no. that's it. drop everything, we're going right now. again, mr. mandelbaum, this back specialist is supposed to be the
jerry, that shirt has gone right to his head. number one signing off! jerry. i just picked up the cubans at the bus station. what's going on? what? they're not real cubans. they're dominicans. so? so, jerry, if my investors don't get cubans the whole deal's off! what's the difference? jerry, once you've had real cubans, there's just nothing else like it. we're talking about people, right? yes! yes! the quality, the texture, the intoxicating aroma. these guys don't have it! i thought they...
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george: jerry, what's happening? so i said to him "arthur, artie, bubbela, "why does the salesman have to die? "change the title. the life of a salesman." that's what people want to see. excuse me, mr. kramer. my name is lewis maxtone-grahm. i'm one of the producers of scarsdale surprise. oh, hey. lew! we need to talk. peterman: elaine what did you want to talk to me about? sam trashed my office. well, i see what's going on here. i am smack-dab in the middle of a good old-fashioned cat fight. mr. peterman this is not a cat fight. this is violent, psychotic behavior directed at me all because i told her to swing her arms. woof. do you mean meow? yes! that's the one. good day, elaine. oh, no, please mr. peterman. she's crazy! ♪ crazy for feelin' ♪ ♪ so...lone...ly ♪ jerry: i can't believe how much we did this afternoon. i have a friend, today would have been his whole life. now, what time are you picking me up tonight? huh? you got reservations at sfuzi, didn't you? oh, yeah. sfuzi. i gotta do that. should i we
george: jerry, what's happening? so i said to him "arthur, artie, bubbela, "why does the salesman have to die? "change the title. the life of a salesman." that's what people want to see. excuse me, mr. kramer. my name is lewis maxtone-grahm. i'm one of the producers of scarsdale surprise. oh, hey. lew! we need to talk. peterman: elaine what did you want to talk to me about? sam trashed my office. well, i see what's going on here. i am smack-dab in the middle of a good...
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hi, jerry. hallo, jerry. [speaks spanish] ok. [speaks spanish] ok. your friend can't have the apartment, jerry. what? because somebody offered manny $5,000 for the apartment. i don't want to do it. manny wants to do it. [speaks spanish] i'm telling him the truth. hey, hey, i understand. you're businessmen. ok, ok... [speaking spanish] oh. now he says that if your friend has $5,000 we'll give it to her. that's a lot of money, but if that's the way it's gotta be, that's the way it's got to be. you know i used to think that the universe is a random, chaotic sequence of meaningless events. but i see now that there is reason and purpose to all things. what happened to you? religion, my friend. that's what happened to me. because i have just been informed that it's going to cost elaine the sum of $5,000 to get the apartment upstairs. $5,000? she doesn't have $5,000. of course she doesn't have $5,000. she can't get the apartment. so she doesn't move in! no move. you see? it's all part of a divine plan. and how does the baldness fit into that plan? [intercom
hi, jerry. hallo, jerry. [speaks spanish] ok. [speaks spanish] ok. your friend can't have the apartment, jerry. what? because somebody offered manny $5,000 for the apartment. i don't want to do it. manny wants to do it. [speaks spanish] i'm telling him the truth. hey, hey, i understand. you're businessmen. ok, ok... [speaking spanish] oh. now he says that if your friend has $5,000 we'll give it to her. that's a lot of money, but if that's the way it's gotta be, that's the way it's got to be....
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jerry! what's the matter? ahh... awoooo... ooh, that feels good. r[ [ female announcer ] before allegra, allergies held scott back. children's allegra -- effective, long-lasting non-drowsy relief of their toughest symptoms. after allegra, kids can stop suffering and start living. you lookin' for george? yes. he's been in the bathroom awhile. you might want to check on him. jerry, you gotta bring me some clothes down here. i lost my job with the yankees. i'm standing in a men's room on 43rd street in my underpants. i told you this city would eat you alive. so...what is this guy again? they call him a cleaner. he makes problems go away. hello, elaine. where are they? in the back. all right. i'm going to need a clean 8-ounce glass. what is going on here? if i'm curt... then i apologize. but as i understand it we have a situation here and time is of the essence. captioning made possible by columbia tristar domestic television captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- public performance of captions prohibite
jerry! what's the matter? ahh... awoooo... ooh, that feels good. r[ [ female announcer ] before allegra, allergies held scott back. children's allegra -- effective, long-lasting non-drowsy relief of their toughest symptoms. after allegra, kids can stop suffering and start living. you lookin' for george? yes. he's been in the bathroom awhile. you might want to check on him. jerry, you gotta bring me some clothes down here. i lost my job with the yankees. i'm standing in a men's room on 43rd...
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jerry, you have tendencies. they were always annoying, but they were just tendencies, but now, if you can't kiss this girl i'm afraid we're talking disorder. disorder? and from disorder, you're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia. hmm, that could hurt me. hey, there it is. should we stop and say hi? nah, we've seen it. hey, jerry! [honk honk] hey, i'll see you back at the house! mile 114 clean as a whistle. [horns honk] [tires screech] [knock on door] yeah? hi. i'm your neighbor... uh, from across the street and, um... i was wondering, if it wouldn't be too much trouble if i could use your apartment to order some food. what? what do you want? you see, there's this certain flounder, and they won't deliver it to my side of the street. when--when is that? no, i just need them to deliver it here and i have to be kind of inside, is all. who are you with? no. actually i'm-- i'm just kind of hungry. who let you in? well, the lock was broken. you just have to jiggle it, actually. i just need, like, a half an hour
jerry, you have tendencies. they were always annoying, but they were just tendencies, but now, if you can't kiss this girl i'm afraid we're talking disorder. disorder? and from disorder, you're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia. hmm, that could hurt me. hey, there it is. should we stop and say hi? nah, we've seen it. hey, jerry! [honk honk] hey, i'll see you back at the house! mile 114 clean as a whistle. [horns honk] [tires screech] [knock on door] yeah? hi. i'm your neighbor... uh,...
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oh, jerry! don't blow this for me. don't worry. kramer. kramer. it's jerry. jerry. from next door. never mind where i am. yes, jerry seinfeld. ma, i told you just dip the bread in the batter and put it in the pan. ok. bye. my mother. she forgot how to make french toast. you know how mothers are. my mother left us when i was 6. we never heard from her again. i hope she's rotting in an alley somewhere. my mom's down in florida. i love these pastries. in scandinavian mythology, the pastries were the food of the gods. listen i just remembered. i'm, uh... getting a facial. oh, i'll see you uh, tomorrow morning. dinner? no. i don't eat dinner. dinner's for suckers. uh-huh. yeah, ok. thanks anyway. bye. no. cop says it's my word against his. there's nothing they can do. let's go get him. he shouldn't get away with this. he had to be crazy. he knew i'd miss it and know he took it. he could've taken my watch, tape recorder, stereo. he's crazy. you want to go get him? if he's crazy, just forget it. forget it? i already called my parents. i told them, "expect the surprise of a lifetime." my m
oh, jerry! don't blow this for me. don't worry. kramer. kramer. it's jerry. jerry. from next door. never mind where i am. yes, jerry seinfeld. ma, i told you just dip the bread in the batter and put it in the pan. ok. bye. my mother. she forgot how to make french toast. you know how mothers are. my mother left us when i was 6. we never heard from her again. i hope she's rotting in an alley somewhere. my mom's down in florida. i love these pastries. in scandinavian mythology, the pastries were...
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jerry brown will be up for re-election next year. the two biggest groups that don't want it touched are labor unions which use it to shakedown projects. unless you put labor union on the projects, we will sue you. environmentalists don't want it changed at all. why would the democratic members go against the two biggest constituents? >> is this really mitigating things or what they consider a blackmail operation? >> supporters of sequia will say most projects are built anyway. most are required to put in an extra turn line and that kind of thing. it makes them bear the costs. critics say that there are really bad abuses. a famous case in san jose where one guy had a gas station across street from another guy. he wanted to put in three or for more pumps and the other guy sued him saying you does not do the study. all because he wanted to hurt the other guy's business. the question is can anybody write legislation that laws the public to participate and keeps the environmental laws strong and keeps the air getting cleaner and water cle
jerry brown will be up for re-election next year. the two biggest groups that don't want it touched are labor unions which use it to shakedown projects. unless you put labor union on the projects, we will sue you. environmentalists don't want it changed at all. why would the democratic members go against the two biggest constituents? >> is this really mitigating things or what they consider a blackmail operation? >> supporters of sequia will say most projects are built anyway. most...
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thank you for the opportunity. [ applause ] >> thank you, jerry, very much for those comments. now our final speaker is zuckerman. a man who needs no introduction and a man who i have a tremendous amount of respect for and incredible inspiration to me. he has worked his entire life in numerous capacity to make this a better world. a publishing magnet, he's the chairman and editor of the new york world world -- report and a regular commentator on the mclaunch group. the council or foreign releases and washington for studies and strategic studies and vice-chair of the international peace institute. he's also the vice chairman for the public schools and a past president of the board of trust ee financing for the cancer center in boston. he has helped in many areas in journalism and many others. he has led the company to success after success. having known embarcadero since 1999, now not only the property, but the san francisco business times reported that properties as san francisco and boston properties has emerged as san francisco's biggest office developer. we thank boston prop
thank you for the opportunity. [ applause ] >> thank you, jerry, very much for those comments. now our final speaker is zuckerman. a man who needs no introduction and a man who i have a tremendous amount of respect for and incredible inspiration to me. he has worked his entire life in numerous capacity to make this a better world. a publishing magnet, he's the chairman and editor of the new york world world -- report and a regular commentator on the mclaunch group. the council or foreign...
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jerry, you always said that you'd be there for me. well, what's wrong? i'm thinking of leaving arnie. talk to me. he met with elaine and i asked him what happened, and he yada yada'd me. could they be having an affair? well, i wouldn't put anything past anybody. but we just got married. well, obviously, that was a mistake. you need to forget about arnie. the important thing is you're moving on. why would elaine do that to me? forget about elaine. let's just focus on us. come on. big hug. hey, jerry where's kramer? i've got exciting news. i'm kind of in the middle of something. karen and i are getting married. oh, congratulations. her marriage just fell apart. how many is that for you? 2. ha ha ha. you're a lightweight. come on, honey. hey, jerry. hey. what are you doing here with beth? beth and arnie broke up. so they don't want a baby? i think i'm gonna be sick. hi. hey. where's marcy? she went shopping for some shoes for the wedding and yada yada yada i'll see her in 6 to 8 months. hey, kramer, over here. i'd just as soon not sit next to you. kramer. [
jerry, you always said that you'd be there for me. well, what's wrong? i'm thinking of leaving arnie. talk to me. he met with elaine and i asked him what happened, and he yada yada'd me. could they be having an affair? well, i wouldn't put anything past anybody. but we just got married. well, obviously, that was a mistake. you need to forget about arnie. the important thing is you're moving on. why would elaine do that to me? forget about elaine. let's just focus on us. come on. big hug. hey,...
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jerry, this whole ellen situation has gone far enough. what? jerry, she's a loser. where is this coming from? she's great. why are you doing this, jerry? is it your career? things are gonna pick up. there's nothing wrong with my career. well, i still like the bloomingdale's executive training program for him. we said we weren't going to discuss that now. well, you know i think it's something he should consider. of course he should consider it, but now is not the time. all these issues are interrelated. all right! excuse me! i'm not buying any of this. all right, so what are you saying that we're wrong? oh, everybody's wrong but you. this is like that twilight zone where the guy wakes up and he's the same, and everybody else is different. which one? they were all like that. [whistling] why'd you take away my scholarship mr. costanza? well, steven, i, uh... these are my new friends the van buren boys. he became so disillusioned he had to join us. oh, nice. i want my scholarship back so i can be a city planner. what about architect steven? city planner. great party, k-
jerry, this whole ellen situation has gone far enough. what? jerry, she's a loser. where is this coming from? she's great. why are you doing this, jerry? is it your career? things are gonna pick up. there's nothing wrong with my career. well, i still like the bloomingdale's executive training program for him. we said we weren't going to discuss that now. well, you know i think it's something he should consider. of course he should consider it, but now is not the time. all these issues are...
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come on, jerry. i don't wanna lose this feeling. let's go down to otb. we'll put some
come on, jerry. i don't wanna lose this feeling. let's go down to otb. we'll put some
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jerry is. jerry. yeah. i'm holding the baby. ok. go. i'm going. i am. i'm going. don't push me! ok. you sit there. now i need the baby. bring me the baby. i need the baby! no, i'm not going to let you! hey, what are you doing? come back here! people, people! compose yourself. this is a bris! we're performing a bris here, not a burlesque show! this is not a school play! this is not a baggy pants farce! this is a bris... a sacred ancient ceremony symbolizing the covenant between god and abraham... or something. oh! no, don't touch anything. don't touch a thing! i could have been a kosher butcher like my brother. the money's good. he's got a union with benefits. and cows don't have families. you make a mistake with a cow you move on with your life. anyway... hurry, george. step on it! all right, all right! the damn mohel! he circumcised my finger. the mohel circumcised my finger! you flinched. i did not flinch. george, did i flinch? how would he know? he blacked out! he fainted! it was very dramatic. the last thing i remember was you flinching. who's got tissues? i need more tissues. l
jerry is. jerry. yeah. i'm holding the baby. ok. go. i'm going. i am. i'm going. don't push me! ok. you sit there. now i need the baby. bring me the baby. i need the baby! no, i'm not going to let you! hey, what are you doing? come back here! people, people! compose yourself. this is a bris! we're performing a bris here, not a burlesque show! this is not a school play! this is not a baggy pants farce! this is a bris... a sacred ancient ceremony symbolizing the covenant between god and...
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jerry francisco performed the autopsy that night. >> dr. king was killed by a gunshot wound to the head and neck. >> standing where martin luther king fell, he explained. >> the bullet entered at this location of the jaw, passing through the jaw, through the neck, ending up in the back at this location where my thumb's located. >> 40 years ago, dr. francisco went up on the same balcony to plot the path of the shot. the bullet came obviously this direction. what happened? >> came from right to left and above downward. >> so a bullet fired from that bathroom window, would that be consistent with what you described? >> yes, it would. >> no question about it? >> not at all. >> could it have been fired from down below? in 1998, at the age of 70. why do you keep this hanging in your office? did it feel like the chapter or the book had closed? when he died? >> well, really in many ways it had. >> for campbell, the final answer to whether ray was a lone gunman that day. >> if this was a big conspiracy, he would have been murdered shortly after this
jerry francisco performed the autopsy that night. >> dr. king was killed by a gunshot wound to the head and neck. >> standing where martin luther king fell, he explained. >> the bullet entered at this location of the jaw, passing through the jaw, through the neck, ending up in the back at this location where my thumb's located. >> 40 years ago, dr. francisco went up on the same balcony to plot the path of the shot. the bullet came obviously this direction. what happened?...
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oh, jerry, jerry! look who's here. it's jerry. what the hell? jerry, this is patti. nice to meet you. it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, i'm sure. what the hell is going on here? i don't know but i got to do this more often. [car horn honks] there's my ride, finally. i'm not going anywhere until i get the rest of my money. see you, jer and tell kramer thanks. oh, kramer. uh-huh. yeah. he's a hoot. oh. goodbye, my dear. ouch. weekend of the 26th, come on out. we're having another party. i ain't leaving. patti. you got anything to drink? all right, how much does he owe you? $50. $50. is this your apartment? yeah, but-- you're under arrest for solicitation of prostitution. wait a second. i... i have chicken soup. is that real fur? oh, boy. oh, boy. you had sergeant chadway? me, too! he was a nice guy. oh, great guy. was there a red-headed guy there? with the long sideburns? yeah. where does he come off? there's no call for that attitude. one of the guys in my cell threw gum at him. we all hated him. r[ [ engine sputtering ] [ male announcer ] engine light on? co
oh, jerry, jerry! look who's here. it's jerry. what the hell? jerry, this is patti. nice to meet you. it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, i'm sure. what the hell is going on here? i don't know but i got to do this more often. [car horn honks] there's my ride, finally. i'm not going anywhere until i get the rest of my money. see you, jer and tell kramer thanks. oh, kramer. uh-huh. yeah. he's a hoot. oh. goodbye, my dear. ouch. weekend of the 26th, come on out. we're having another party....
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jerry's going to be on the today show on friday. yeah, that's right. he's promoting a benefit for goodwill. they clothe the poor and the homeless. and the indigent. yeah. i do volunteer work for them. i got jerry to do it. sure. oh, yeah. yeah. yup. take a civil service test. i'm not taking a civil service test. look at this, george. you ever seen a silver dollar? yes, i've seen a silver dollar. why not take the civil service test? to do what work in the post office? when i was 18, i had a silver dollar collection. i don't understand. you get job security. you get a paycheck every week. i'm a college graduate. i'm no mailman. i couldn't bring myself to spend one of these. i got some kind of a... phobia. what will you do? i don't know but i have talent, something to offer. i don't know what it is yet. i bet that collection would be worth a lot of money today. oh, my god. i don't like this waiter. look at him. he sees us. doesn't want to come over. i need some air. george where you going? i got a lot of thinking to do. oh! oh, i'm sorry. i'm terribly sor
jerry's going to be on the today show on friday. yeah, that's right. he's promoting a benefit for goodwill. they clothe the poor and the homeless. and the indigent. yeah. i do volunteer work for them. i got jerry to do it. sure. oh, yeah. yeah. yup. take a civil service test. i'm not taking a civil service test. look at this, george. you ever seen a silver dollar? yes, i've seen a silver dollar. why not take the civil service test? to do what work in the post office? when i was 18, i had a...
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jerry bananaseed. and nothing else. - great, so what are my choices? either i argue with legal or i spend all day writing something else? does anyone care [text message beeps]
jerry bananaseed. and nothing else. - great, so what are my choices? either i argue with legal or i spend all day writing something else? does anyone care [text message beeps]
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we thought what a great thing it would be to have an ampitheater named after jerry garcia. that is a name that has panache. it brings people from all over the bay area to the ampitheater. the calls that come in, we'd like to do a concert at the jerry garcia ampitheater and we do everything we can to accommodate them and help them because it gets people into the park. people like a lot of color and that's what they call a park. other people don't. you have to try to reconcile all those different points of view. what should a park look like and what should it have? should it be manicured, should it be nice little cobblestones around all of the paths and like that. the biggest objective of course is getting people into the park to appreciate open space. whatever that's going to take to make them happy, to get them there, that's the main goal. if it takes a planter with flowers and stuff like that, fine. you know, so what? pe n
we thought what a great thing it would be to have an ampitheater named after jerry garcia. that is a name that has panache. it brings people from all over the bay area to the ampitheater. the calls that come in, we'd like to do a concert at the jerry garcia ampitheater and we do everything we can to accommodate them and help them because it gets people into the park. people like a lot of color and that's what they call a park. other people don't. you have to try to reconcile all those different...
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like abscam, jerry. what are you going to do put on phony beards and dress up like arab sheiks and sit around in some hotel room? i mean, come on. maybe there is a way to tempt him. if we put our three heads together we should come up with something. is it wrong to buy an entire outfit to match your mani-pedi? shop like a fashionista. not if you find something amazing for less than the price of it. save like a maxxinista. designer brands at t.j. prices. t.j.maxx. need a good reason to change shampoo? i'll give you 5. l'oréal creates total repair 5 with ceramide. it fights 5 of the top hair problems. it targets weak, limp, lifeless, dull and straw-like hair. my hair feels stronger with a healthy shine. l'oréal's new total repair 5. r[m, it says here that cheerios helps lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet. that's true. ...but you still have to go to the gym. ♪ the one and only, cheerios ♪ nom, nom, nom. ♪ the one and only, cheerios ♪ what's today? it's thursday. really? feels like t
like abscam, jerry. what are you going to do put on phony beards and dress up like arab sheiks and sit around in some hotel room? i mean, come on. maybe there is a way to tempt him. if we put our three heads together we should come up with something. is it wrong to buy an entire outfit to match your mani-pedi? shop like a fashionista. not if you find something amazing for less than the price of it. save like a maxxinista. designer brands at t.j. prices. t.j.maxx. need a good reason to change...
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i thought i was the first person jerry ford hired as president. now president ford had hired me and i am happy as can be. they brought the leaders in and shook hands and then i went to the white house mess launch an all the nixon people were down there with their faces down and i looked up and i said you nixon guys are in a heap of trouble and nobody laughed. host: what did you think of richard nixon during that time and did you ever change your mind about him in the middle of the revelations? nixon and i thought mitchell were too smart to let that happen as much as it did and i had faith that would that happen that way until finally we were doing impeachment counts. we have 37 votes until the friday when the smoking gun tape came out and we dropped down to about six and we had to go in and tell the president that his political base was gone which is when they got goldwater and rhodes down to tell him his political base had eroded and he said i guess we better call it quits. his family kept saying to him don't quit. he would get up in the morning
i thought i was the first person jerry ford hired as president. now president ford had hired me and i am happy as can be. they brought the leaders in and shook hands and then i went to the white house mess launch an all the nixon people were down there with their faces down and i looked up and i said you nixon guys are in a heap of trouble and nobody laughed. host: what did you think of richard nixon during that time and did you ever change your mind about him in the middle of the revelations?...
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when there were no customers, he came over and said to young jerry, he was 17 then, you jerry ford? and he said, yeah. he said, i'm your father. just like that. somebody who had never, ever been in touch with him. it was quite shocking. he did then take jerry out to lunch and wanted to -- i guess he saw what a fine boy he was, the father had a ranch in wyoming, and obviously was doing very well, because he had come to detroit to pick up a new car and then make this swing up to grand rapids for this purpose. he said, why don't you come live on the ranch with us, his second wife? and jerry ford said no, my place is here. and there wasn't a minute's thought that he would go to live with this man. but my feeling is that leslie ford saw this strapping, wonderful teenager, i mean, he was everything in high school. he was just the best of students, the best football player, finest young man, would be a very good free ranch hand. but jerry ford knew where he was, he knew who his father was, his real father was gerald ford sr. >> lillian carter. >> oh, she was a georgia original. lillian car
when there were no customers, he came over and said to young jerry, he was 17 then, you jerry ford? and he said, yeah. he said, i'm your father. just like that. somebody who had never, ever been in touch with him. it was quite shocking. he did then take jerry out to lunch and wanted to -- i guess he saw what a fine boy he was, the father had a ranch in wyoming, and obviously was doing very well, because he had come to detroit to pick up a new car and then make this swing up to grand rapids for...
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jerry? jerry? i just heard the lexington line is out. ohh! you are kidding me. how am i supposed to get to this meeting? take a car service. we have an account. no, forget it. i hate those. every time the driver will not stop talking to me. no matter how disinterested i seem he just keeps yakking away. "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." why does everything always have a social component? the stagecoach-- that would have been good for me. i'm in the coach and the driver's on the stage. you won't get a cab. 4:30 on a friday afternoon? read a magazine, keep your head down. and that is it. match to miss natalia baldoni. [upbeat music plays] coming up next men's singles. but for now, let's stop and take a look at our beautiful tennis center backdrop. a beautiful but very hot day... hey! ha ha! there's george! i bet that guy could cover a lot of court. hey, buddy they've got a new invention. it's called a napkin. [chuckling] we'll take a station break and continue with more action. dag hammarskjold plaza, huh? "pendant publishing." that's books right? miss? pardon me? bo
jerry? jerry? i just heard the lexington line is out. ohh! you are kidding me. how am i supposed to get to this meeting? take a car service. we have an account. no, forget it. i hate those. every time the driver will not stop talking to me. no matter how disinterested i seem he just keeps yakking away. "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." why does everything always have a social component? the stagecoach-- that would have been good for me. i'm in the coach and the driver's on the stage....
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thank you for the opportunity. [ applause ] >> thank you, jerry, very much for those comments. now our final speaker is zuckerman. a man who needs no introduction and a man who i have a tremendous amount of respect for and incredible inspiration to me. he has worked his entire life in numerous capacity to make this a better world. a publishing magnet, he's the chairman and editor of the new york world world -- report and a regular commentator
thank you for the opportunity. [ applause ] >> thank you, jerry, very much for those comments. now our final speaker is zuckerman. a man who needs no introduction and a man who i have a tremendous amount of respect for and incredible inspiration to me. he has worked his entire life in numerous capacity to make this a better world. a publishing magnet, he's the chairman and editor of the new york world world -- report and a regular commentator
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i have jerry grace. >> hello everybody i'm jerry grace and i have a few questions to ask you. have you ever heard g g r.c. golden east bay. do they work with you? with our child and their parents understand some of the stuff going on? and are they have to do different things with you or do other stuff that's number one. number two. on this wednesday there were 4 or 5 big there. i don't know if you heard about the 405 i have people but 405 is across the bay and in another county and with that people first use your building on wednesday at the 1155 mission and now i've been in that building it will be the first time that we will be at the building and i'll be happy to be at your new first time at the building. but to get back to my point will you please explain to people how you get there how to get into the golden gate into our - in your how do you say that word? in the building to help you guys out >> so, yes we do work with the golden gate center but our organization is funded to work with the golden gate center which does the san francisco area and parts of lower marina we h
i have jerry grace. >> hello everybody i'm jerry grace and i have a few questions to ask you. have you ever heard g g r.c. golden east bay. do they work with you? with our child and their parents understand some of the stuff going on? and are they have to do different things with you or do other stuff that's number one. number two. on this wednesday there were 4 or 5 big there. i don't know if you heard about the 405 i have people but 405 is across the bay and in another county and with...
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>> yes, absolutely. >> how did it go, jerry? >> not too well. journey needs to come to an end. i know that. eight years of this is enough. >>> coming up -- >> we going to find anything in here we shouldn't find? >> well, let's say, not that i know of. >> weir gets another chance to come clean. where sleepless nights yield to restful sleep, and lunesta eszopiclone can help you get there, like it has for so many people before. do not take lunesta if you are allergic to anything in it. when taking lunesta, don't drive or operate machinery until you feel fully awake. walking, eating, driving or engaging in other activities while asleep without remembering it the next day have been reported. lunesta should not be taken together with alcohol. abnormal behaviors may include aggressiveness, agitation, hallucinations or confusion. in depressed patients, worsening of depression, including risk of suicide, may occur. alcohol may increase these risks. allergic reactions such as tongue or throat swelling occur rarely and may be fatal. side effects may include unpleasant taste, headache, diz
>> yes, absolutely. >> how did it go, jerry? >> not too well. journey needs to come to an end. i know that. eight years of this is enough. >>> coming up -- >> we going to find anything in here we shouldn't find? >> well, let's say, not that i know of. >> weir gets another chance to come clean. where sleepless nights yield to restful sleep, and lunesta eszopiclone can help you get there, like it has for so many people before. do not take lunesta if...
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ben & jerry's handing out free ice-cream and cones all day long. this part of the company's 35th annual free cone day. all kids, just visit any participating ben & jerry's throughout the bay area. i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream. it starts today at noon and ends at 8:00 tonight. eight hours of glory. free ice-cream. >> i see you making the tour to all the ben & jerry's. >> i have it mapped out on my phone. i will be there. >>> 4:41. three years later, debris from japan's tsunami turns up on the california coastline for the first time. we are going to show you what was found next. >> on the losing end, some angry michigan fans take to the streets lighting fires near their campus and things sadly, not much better in louisville. they were the champs. the newest video from overnight. >>> the hearing today that could affect how your kids play sports in the future. >>> welcome back. good tuesday morning. look at the bay bridge. we will keep tabs on the morning commute. the forecast, nice day ahead. it is 4:45. bay area tech companies ma
ben & jerry's handing out free ice-cream and cones all day long. this part of the company's 35th annual free cone day. all kids, just visit any participating ben & jerry's throughout the bay area. i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream. it starts today at noon and ends at 8:00 tonight. eight hours of glory. free ice-cream. >> i see you making the tour to all the ben & jerry's. >> i have it mapped out on my phone. i will be there. >>> 4:41. three years...